Me : Hello, wouldn't two normal computer be too hard for us?
Ally : Nope, I am a veteran, I will show you the way to win.
Ally : Research the barrier first, and remember to put the archer add-on on your barrack. Train some carpet mages.
Me : Why?
Ally : The carpet mages is a good scout, though it can only hit air.
Me : I see. The enemy is coming...
Ally : The barrier will protect you from attacks, build some knights.
Me : I fended them off.
Ally : Good, continue to scout.
Me : Wait...the ancient creature Fatmage is coming.
Ally : Fatmage has extreme range, you need to air units.
Me : I don't have one.
Ally : Then send out your knights, they might sacrifice but it's needed to stop the Fatmage.
Me : Fatmage is done, but I lost almost all my knights.
Me : Uhhh...they are making mass gryphon riders, their attack can penetrate barriers.
Ally : No worries, pump out the ancient reflexive barrier from your ancient summoning hall.
Me : Those ancients rock...it can reflex damage from head, but why shouldn't I build Skynomore ?
Ally : Skynomore sucks against mass gryphons, even with the name.
Me : Meteor casting detected, where is my anti-meteor device...
Ally : You forgot to build one ?
Me : I built one, but didn't build the anti-meteor matter...oh no....
I got destroyed.|||Making a dig at SC2?
Mike|||Plummtw|||Win.
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